If you thought Eli Manning got a raw deal when he didn't crack the top 30 of the NFL Network's Top 100, you'll really feel bad when you find out that mediafether.com killed him.
Relax, Manning is not dead. But according to the previously named source, the two-time Super Bowl MVP was discovered lifeless at a New York State rest area in the early morning hours of Tuesday, June 26th. Manning was apparently laying unconscious in a Cadillac Escalade. The vehicle selection would have spelt bad news for Manning, had he survived. Calls to Toyota to inquire as to their reaction to the fictional death of one of their spokespeople taking place inside of a GM automobile have not been returned.
Manning's death would have theoretically cleared the way for Tim Tebow to become the most reliable backup QB in New York City. With former first round pick, David Carr forced to start in Manning's stead, the former "Mile High Messiah" would clearly beat out the current Giants third stringer, Ryan Perrilloux.
But alas, it seems as if the reports are false and Mr. Manning is still kicking. I truly hope that this fills each and every one of your ridiculous quotients for the day. It's filled mine for the week.